Shit You Hear In New York – Vol 1

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Because New Yorkers are the most cynical, sarcastic and self-absorbed human beings, here is my monthly compilation of “No Fucks Given” lines overheard in the City’s streets:

“Can we bring Hamas to NYC? The underground construction on 2nd Avenue is taking forever…”

#WhateverWorks

“I’m an interfaith minister. I’m just a teacher of love.”

#WTF

“Someone drew a penis on my car. Oh well, at least it wasn’t a swastika.” 

#FairEnough
 

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